Lawyer Jokes

Enjoy these jokes about “the Learned People” but don’t tell them you read it on this blog.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.

Q. What’s the difference between God and a lawyer?
A. God does not think He is a lawyer!

Q: What’s the problem with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyer’s don’t think they’re funny, and no one else thinks they’re jokes.

Q: What do you call a corrupt lawyer ?
A: Your honor.

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  1. I will not tell them as you have instructed,because you know they might pounce on you when they beccome aware they you are making jest of them,please be carefull.

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