1. Searching the entire room for the TV remote instead of walking to the TV to change the channel manually.
2. When people say while watching a film, “did you see that?” No , I came to the cinema to stare at the floor!
3. When peeps point at their wrist asking for the time…
4. When people say “Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too”. Damn! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?
5. “Can I ask you a question?”… Didn’t give me a choice there, did you?