Little Johnny and Teacher


Johnny: Excuse ma, if you mix Omo detergent and Klin detergent, will there be foam?

Teacher: Yes of course, why ask such a stupid question at the beginning of the year, are you going to pass this class at all?

Johnny: (smiles and whispers to the other kids) Such a dumb teacher, how can you get foam from a detergent without adding water, are we going to know anything at all with this teacher?

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Opposites Attract indeed

Smiling can imply a sense of humour and a stat...
Smiling can imply a sense of humour and a state of amusement, as in this painting of Falstaff by Eduard von Grützner. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Teacher: Class, if you’re to choose between money & brain what would you go for?

Akpos: I’d go for the money!

Teacher: As for me I’d go for brain!

Akpos: Well, everybody goes for what he doesn’t have

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