The Many Pains of the Ordinary Man

Rise above the ordinary, else men will ride you

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Little Johnny and Teacher

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Johnny: Excuse ma, if you mix Omo detergent and Klin detergent, will there be foam?

Teacher: Yes of course, why ask such a stupid question at the beginning of the year, are you going to pass this class at all?

Johnny: (smiles and whispers to the other kids) Such a dumb teacher, how can you get foam from a detergent without adding water, are we going to know anything at all with this teacher?

This other child joke may interest you:  https://timelessbits.wordpress.com/2012/07/25/how-a-smart-kid-spelt-mcdonalds/

Some Funny things People Say or Do

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Funny Bulldog (Photo credit: Moyan_Brenn)

1. Searching the entire room for the TV remote instead of walking to the TV to change the channel manually.

2. When people say while watching a film, “did you see that?” No , I came to the cinema to stare at the floor!

3. When peeps point at their wrist asking for the time…

4. When people say “Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too”. Damn! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?

5. “Can I ask you a question?”… Didn’t give me a choice there, did you?

20 Must Have Wedding Pictures

A bride and a groom kiss.

I love photography. I love preserving pleasant memories. Here is a list of 20 must-have wedding pictures.

If you are about to wed, it will be nice you discuss this with your photographer ahead of time and if you are on the other side, (hahaha), just cross check if you’ve got these collections.
  1. Dressing Up shots
  2. Grand entrance into your wedding venue
  3. Wrapped in your veil
  4. During the Vows
  5. Enthusiastic First Kiss
  6. a display of love and affection
  7. With Your Marriage Licence
  8. All Smiles
  9. In His Arms
  10. Something dramatic: like a Dip on the Dance Floor
  11. Your Reception Entrance
  12. Showing Off Your Shoes
  13. Showing Off Your rings
  14. Bride alone
  15. Groom alone
  16. Bride and Groom with Attendees
  17. Something Creative
  18. In Your Own World on a Busy area
  19. A Private Moment Post-Ceremony
  20. Stepping into your matrimonial home

Must Have wedding pictures
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Must Have wedding pictures
Dramatic

Must Have wedding pictures

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Creative

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Photo Credit: Henry_McKendry Becky_Brown et al

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