Johnny: Excuse ma, if you mix Omo detergent and Klin detergent, will there be foam?
Teacher: Yes of course, why ask such a stupid question at the beginning of the year, are you going to pass this class at all?
Johnny: (smiles and whispers to the other kids) Such a dumb teacher, how can you get foam from a detergent without adding water, are we going to know anything at all with this teacher?
Why clutch on things that won’t help the situation?
This man is drowning and he is busy screeming F1! F1! F1! (referring to the Help key , F1 on his keyboard). Tell me how he’s going to get out of trouble.
I’m so sure these vehicles are going to get your attention, at least a bit. The common denominator is that these vehicles are odd, that is, not the everyday style.
It therefore suggests that tweaking things to be a little odd gets the attention of men. It is a secret!
Just wondering, what happens when much later, a tattoo wearer “repents of the act” and wishes to have this somewhat permanent mark removed from his or her body .
What will you do if someday you decide you wish to remove the tattoos on your body?
I love photography. I love preserving pleasant memories. Here is a list of 20 must-have wedding pictures.
If you are about to wed, it will be nice you discuss this with your photographer ahead of time and if you are on the other side, (hahaha), just cross check if you’ve got these collections.
You’ll agree with me that there are secrets to success, there are joys of success, so there are pains of success too. But what are Oprah’s views?
According to Oprah, among the joys of success is the pleasure of owning a mansion and a private jet.
Bombardier. Photo credit: the Wall Street Journal
During a speech to Duke University’s graduating class, Oprah talked about these secrets and joys of success.
“It’s great to have a nice home. It’s great to have nice homes!…” she told the students. “It’s great to have a private jet. Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn’t great is lying to you.”
For her, flying in a private jet is one of the great material perks that money can buy. (Apparently Oprah’s ride is a $42 million custom-build Global Express XRS built by Bombardier Aerospace).
However, more importantly, she went on to explain that “you haven’t completed the circle of success until you help someone else move to a higher ground and get to a better place.”
Oprah thinks it’s great to have a private jet if you can afford it, but then, she also thinks it’s necessary to help other people succeed. What do you think?
Original article was by By Robert Frank: http://blogs.wsj.com/wealth/2009/05/11/oprah-its-great-to-have-a-private-jet/
Male Lion (Panthera leo) and Cub eating a Cape Buffalo in Northern Sabi Sand, South Africa. Italiano: Leone maschio (Panthera leo) e un cucciolo mentre mangiano un Bufalo nel Nord di Sabi Sand in Sud Africa. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
This is an interesting story about a Lion and a Lamb. It’s filled with valuable lessons. Read it!
A cub (young lion) and a lamb often played together. One day the mother cub asked her son who his playmate was. On hearing that it was the lamb, she exclaimed, Lamb! ‘Don’t you know that we eat lambs?’ The lion’s mother further advised her cub to invite the lamb when next he comes out to play so that they can eat him.
Meanwhile, the lamb’s mother had noticed that her kid had a new playmate and decided to find out who he was. On hearing that it was a lion, she said ‘Don’t you know that they eat us? Please don’t go out with him again’.
The following morning the lion came out early, calling on the lamb to come out to play but the lamb said to him, ‘I am not coming, what your mother told you, my mother has also told me.
Interesting story, isn’t it?. I can see a few lessons almost immediately and i wish to share them with you.
The little ones are usually innocent in mind; they pick up “ideas” from the older folk
This story tells me that because the lamb daily spends time with the father/mother, there he is daily guided and saved from the hands and plans of the adversaries. Its just like the holy book says, “He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High Will abide in the shadow of the Almighty”.
Enjoy this video clip:Animal Fight videos (not for sensitive viewers)
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This is a joke about a man who tried to lie to the wife. But did he escape the lie detector this time ?
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, “What was that for?”
She says, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with ‘Betty Sue’ written on it.”
He says, “Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? ‘Betty Sue’ was the name of the horse I went there to bet on.” She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later he’s reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, “What was that for?”
She answers, “Your horse called.”
Timelessbits 